Monday, May 21, 2007

WTF?

No seriously. Either God has a sense of humor or I have a F*CKED up body. And today, I really don't know the answer, maybe it is both!

Get this. On Friday, I went to the RE to figure out what the hell is going on. Bloodwork inconclusive. Today, I went in for a follow-up. Bloodwork equals about ready to ovulate. From estrogen count, I would say about two eggs.

F*cked up part, no period since last cycle (you know the 8 follicle cancelled IUI) except for some minor spotting and no drugs.

What the F*CK?!?

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To answer Carla and anyone else. No IUI because my insurance has only approved me for medicated IUIs. How about that for ironic? So taking advantage the old fashioned way. At least there seem to be more than one egg.

Also, about the spotting, it must have been my period. But, I've had worse paper cuts.

Hope is nil. Will continue to count down to my vacation. Will be doing everything they tell you not to. And if we get pregnant, I will be the first to tell EVERYONE - drink and say F*CK IT. It worked for me :). HAHAHA - IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASY!

14 comments:

Carla said...

WTF is right! Maybe the spotting was a very light period? Wish I had some answers for you. Will you do an IUI now??
Carla

TeamWinks said...

Ok, that is strange. Hmmm...

Kristin said...

Dianne, since IUIs were not an option for us, I'm completely ignorant about them...I'm just wondering if rushing in for an emergency IUI that you pay for out-of-pocket is an option? I mean, aren't the meds and the monitoring the expensive parts? Since you've skipped all of that, couldn't you just do a natural IUI pretty cheap? Maybe that's a ridiculous suggestion...I just really love the idea of 2 big, fat follies, just ready and waiting...

Have a WONDERFUL vacation! I hope you become one of "those" people who go away and "just relax" and get pg!

Sticky Bun said...

Wow...this is has been such a crazy cycle (or 2?) for you! Well, I'm still hoping for you this round, and of course hoping that you have a WONDERFUL vacation. You've more than earned it! :-)

Samantha said...

Our bodies are always full of surprises, huh? After all of this, I say go on vacation, eat, drink, and be merry!

PCOSMama said...

I agree - go on and enjoy your vacation! Do the deed on the right days and try not to think about it the rest of the time!

Nicole said...

Damn body! I agree, WTF? At some point the odds say that something had to be easy right? So when do we get to easy?

Ann said...

Our bodies are just so crazy, it makes me laugh to read books like TCOYF. I want to put a big post-it note on it: DOES NOT APPLY TO ME! Hey, but the good news is, you get another chance apparently, with your lovely follies!

Kate said...

I realized long ago that I am not in charge of my own body! I'm sorry things are so confusing!

Reproductive Jeans said...

Haha love the papercut comment! Its SO hard to not be able to understand what is going on with our bodies...cheers to you and the vacation and the tossing the planning to the wind! Enjoy those drinks!

The Town Criers said...

See, the gods have a really really strange sense of humour. Good luck with the DIY cycle. Hoping for good news :-)

Baby Blues said...

Why can't our bodies just do what it was made to do?! Hope our bodies start cooperating soon.

Piccinigirl said...

Oh I hate when my body won't act normal. I am so sorry that your's is driving you crazy.
good luck with this cycle...hey you NEVER know...and for once it would make me happy if all you had to do to get PG was go on vacation and get drunk. :)

*hugs*

Glitter said...

Your poor body. My god....